Jacob Rees-Mogg (A Brief History of a Moron)

“But Nez!” I hear you shouting upon mymagnificent return. There’s so many worse Tories, why not write about them? Boris? Or Suella? Or just anyone associated with them. There’s also so much going on in the international sphere (the Ukraine War, China’s manoeuvres in the South China Sea, that bloody submarine), I imagine to myself you’re screaming.

Well, if you want to read about that … go to BBC News. Or is that too left wing? Then go to Fox News. Or do they just spread lies? I don’t write about that stuff because it’s all over the news. And people watch/read the news. Furthermore, in the words of the great Denzel Washington: “don’t read the news you’re uninformed, read the news and you’re misinformed.” Thank you Mr. Washington I’ll happily stay uninformed.

Why Groggy Mogg? Ah well, why not. He may not be the worst but we must remember we’re comparing him to tax-dodgers, coke-heads and Liz Truss. Picking the worst would be near impossible – though please feel
free to leave a comment saying your worst.mogg

Back to the Groggster. While some applaud his commitment to traditional values and staunch conservatism, others have raised concerns about his actions and stances on various issues. (By “some” … even I don’t know who I’m referring to). Let’s start where this man’s evil, in politics at least, began. Grenfell.

Don’t worry if you’d forgotten about Grenfell. The government forgot as well. And it’s their job not to forget. What was a shocking national disaster, raising so many issues not just around housing but around compensation, safety and the basic living conditions in this country. We were all appalled! Rees-Mogg wasn’t. Soon after the shocking incident, in 2017, he released a statement claiming that the victims lacked “common
sense” in following fire safety advice. Let that sink in.

Trained first-responders are giving you instructions. You’re building’s on fire. But if you listen to these trained
experts then, according to Mogg, you have no common sense.

If that wasn’t enough … he starts to attack the LGBTQ+ community. Let’s not get into a heated debate about gender identity or whatever, I don’t have time for that and whatever I say about it will offend someone. But when it comes to same-sex marriage the answer seems simple. Not for Mogg. His opposition to same-sex marriage and remarks suggesting that he does not personally support same-sex adoption have been met with outrage from LGBTQ+ advocacy groups and supporters.

Grenfell. Then the homosexual community. THEN we have Rees-Mogg’s views on abortion and contraception. Rees-Mogg, a devout Catholic (since when has that mattered?), has consistently opposed abortion in
all circumstances, including cases of rape and incest. Including rape and incest …

As a likely product of generations of incestuous in-breeding I can understand why he has such a warped mind. But he is not supposed to be looking out for his own family and their in-breeding ways. He is supposed to politically support the people he represents. Those people, we must assume, are either angry about Foggy Mogg’s stance. Or their ignorant to it. Get it? Ignorance is bliss.

His position disregards women’s reproductive rights and restricts access to safe and legal abortions. Additionally, Rees-Mogg has expressed opposition to contraception, advocating for abstinence
instead.

… Is he an InCel?

In the brilliant ‘House of Cards’ a simple political principle is spelt out to the viewers. Politicians have three things to consider when they are casting votes or making speeches. Vote your conscience. Vote your party. Vote for your constituents.

Not for Mogg, however, as he is “one of a kind” … in a VERY special way. He votes his Party; then perhaps he votes his conscience (if he has one). And his constituents?

Screw them. He’s probably laughing at how stupid they were to elect him the first place!

The Capitol Insurrection – The Dangerous Start

To be honest, I can’t remember the overall stance of this blog on Donald Trump. I think the man is a master media-manipulator, uncompromising (for good and bad) and that he is at least six foot tall. I also happen to think he is the most dangerous President since Nixon, Andrew Johnson (both of whom, coincidentally, were similarly impeached but the Senate refused to remove them from office – Nixon resigning the day before and Johnson surviving by just one vote.)

I oft avoid the news, because whenever I open the BBC News App I see three items: COVID-19, Climate Change, Trump. I don’t feel particularly positive about any of those to be honest. It’s almost as if 2021 is a continuation of 2020 and the change of one day makes no difference. But something slipped through my ignorance gap – which has included deleting Facebook and Twitter.

It was the storming of the Capitol building. It was outrageous when my parents told me about it. I thought they must be confusing the Capitol building with another famous building in Washington. I was wrong. I visited the Capitol on a school trip to Washington, even standing in front of it you get a sense of its importance – both symbolic and real. It has been the scene of so many important laws, wars, conflicts, political leaders and it was just stormed by a bunch of gun-toting red-necks.

A lot of people instantly jumped on the argument that if these protestors had been Black or a member of a minority community there would be far more than four dead. Indeed, if the BLM movement had ever reached that far (before being constantly beaten, harassed and arreseted) far more violence would have ensued. I can assure you. I have done a few pieces on the BLM movement and their treatment by the police, despite their anti-violent protests, is absolutely stunning when compared to how these white armed citizens were able to storm the United States legislature building. It’s shocking. But not surprising and the only common denominator is the pigment colour of their skin.

But we all know that. We all know that the establishment cannot attack it’s supporters, no matter how many or how mad they may be. What, for me, is more scary is the fact that this was even possible. For those people who have followed Trump’s politics this was entirely predictable if he lost the election. He built his campaign around mocking war veterans, disabled reporters and getting into Twitter arguments with basically anyone famous. He may not have specifically said violent things (although this is entirely possible) … but this was always building. I’ll admit even I didn’t predict to this unprecedented extent. But still.

The problem, however, in this case is not about race it is about constitutional authority. Read on, it’ll get more less boring after those two words, promise. After the 1860 election in the USA Abraham Lincoln, then a famous anti-Slavery candidate and the first Republican President (how the Republicans and Democrats switched their rhetoric and policies over time and how Lincoln, the greatest US President was the first Republican President, has led to the last Republican President, Donald Trump, will be tackled another time).

A lot of people like to focus the American Civil War on slavery. The Southern states needed it, the Northern states did not. However, much like the arms race prior to World War 1, slavery was just powder keg. The spark, in the First World War was when Gavrilo Princip incidentally ran into and assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking a long list of alliances and sparking a World War. On November 19, 1863, President Abraham Lincoln famously gave his Gettysburg Address, after the Battle of Gettysburg, in it, he famously stated:

“Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war … that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Abraham Lincoln 1863

Because that’s the truth of the American Civil War. Slavery was always a key issue. But the bigger issue was the constitutional democracy and whether that would maintain and endure. When Lincoln was elected the Southern states decided that they did not like this election outcome and seceded – forming the Confederacy and their own state. That was what the war was fought about. Because democracy cannot function if the losing side is not willing to concede defeat. It is a never-ending cycle. What if the newly formed Confederacy don’t like the next President they elect? Will part of that group secede? What about that group? And so on. The American Civil War was fought to maintain a respectable, fairly new, type of democracy where you accept loss with good grace because there is a mutual understanding that both parties want what’s best for the country.

What happened in the Capitol was not only shocking but showed similarities to a country so deeply divided that violence was the only recourse. Some political commentators have suggested that this is all a build up for his 2024 campaign. Personally, I find this highly unlikely for several reasons.

A) Will he live that long?

B) These people are literally rebels. They must be prosecuted and held to account.

C) How does he plan to survive the impending charges of rape, indecent assault, fraud, money laundering, tax evasion, perjury?

D) I like to think that Americans are smart enough to realise they made a grave error and I trust them not to repeat it.

Fool me once …