Remember Dominic Cummings? Neither.

Dominic Mckenzie Cummings, Chief Adviser to Boris Johnson and arguably one of the most hated men in Britain, for those of you who may have justifiably forgotten. They say ‘ignorance is bliss’ and having no knowledge of this guy must be heavenly.

At the beginning of this once in a lifetime crisis Dominic Cummings was the epitome of the Tory party – one rule for them and one rule for us. It will be rare that I will be quoting Peaky Blinders on this blog, but I can’t help remembering Oswald Moseley’s quote, “two men like us for whom forbidding is forbidden”. Moseley, an equally reprehensible character and leader of the British fascist movement in the 1920s and 1930s, would be proud if he could see the way Boris Johnson and Cummings have dodged what would be career-ending for any Labour politician.

For those who don’t know, a bit of background on Cummings. The ‘man’ was special adviser to Michael Gove *sigh* for 7 years, including his time as Secretary for Education where he, for some reason, got rid of AS-Levels and turned GCSE grades into numbers. (I don’t know why, I’ll work it out one day.)

He then left Gove. “Hooray!” you may be thinking. ‘Ding dong the Witch is Dead’ might even be slipped on and you could be forgiven. But no. Instead the timing was actually perfect for Cummings as he immediately took up the position of Director of ‘Vote Leave’ between 2015-2016. *Bigger sigh*.

After his 2016 Brexit victory there came a blissful silence from this ‘man’. Then some people elected Boris so that Brexit thing could happen. Boris created a new position, ‘Chief Adviser to the Prime Minister’, just so he accommodate his Cummings into one of the most senior roles in government, without being elected of course. Just a side-note for those of you who think I am being harsh on Cummings – Sajid Javid, THE CHANCELLOR OF THE UK, resigned after he refused Cumming’s demands that he dismiss one of his Chief Advisers. The Chancellor of the UK, effectively the third most powerful man in Cabinet, was forced to resign because Cummings said so. Cummings has never been elected by anyone; at least Javid has. Make no mistake about who’s in charge – and it certainly isn’t that blonde James Corden look-a-like.

UK does get back some of £350m it sends to EU, Boris Johnson ...

Remember that famous slogan “£350 million pounds a week could be spent on the NHS” – you’ll never guess who worked that out. *I need to breathe in now

Cummings list of lies are absolutely incredible – in ANY other job he would be fired and probably face criminal proceedings. A quick reminder of just a few of his lies. Four days after the Prime Minister announced everyone “must stay at home” Mr Cummings was seen leaving his house because his wife believed their four year old to be very ill. He left, then returned to Downing Street 4 hours later. Despite the advice the clear advice that anyone who had symptoms or had come into contact with someone who may have COVID should remain at home for 14 days.

Cummings then drove to Durham because he feared that he and his wife would become seriously ill and need childcare. You may, at this point, have a touch of sympathy for the man. After all, the guidelines were vague when children were involved. ‘Essential travel’ was not fully explained.

Couldn’t he have found childcare closer to him? A friend, family member, care-worker? 240 miles is a long way to go for childcare isn’t it? He also drove to and back from a Hospital because there were ‘no taxis’, despite the advice at that time being – “people with symptoms that may be caused by coronavirus and who do not require hospital treatment are told they “must remain at home until they are well”. I could go on about his various lies since this incident but I’m sure you’re sick to death of reading them. But there are two really interesting aspects to this Cummings case which should be addressed.

The first was the journalism. Journalists these days have almost become identical to politicians: sensationalist, looking for click-bait, questionable sources and bare-faced lies (see Johnny Depp vs The Sun). But the journalism in this case was worthy of Woodward and Bernstein. Release one bit of information about seeing Cummings driving around – let Tory leaders panic, find an excuse, get it out there. Then just as they think they’re safe, add the ‘blog’ incident and the ‘long drive’ incident and watch the Tories scramble for someone to blame. Survival of the fittest has always been their way.

Gollum 2.0

Gollum 2.0

Even more saddening than that is this. The guidelines and advice given at the beginning was most likely checked and double-checked by Cummings before Boris was allowed to announce it. He knew the rules. He knew what Boris was going to say. And he knew the loopholes to stop him being properly charged. That is corruption. He was also aware of the millions of people, you and I included most likely, who weren’t allowed to visit loved ones because we believed their advice. Hindsight is wonderful – but why did we do that? Why did we trust men like Johnson and Cummings? Some say the public reaction was harsh and an overreaction – these people are wrong. It cannot be one rule for them, one rule for us.

It is currently estimated that up to 6.5million jobs could be lost by the end of this lock-down – but I doubt Cummings is too worried.

Rats Leaving the Sinking Ship (But that “Ship” is the British Government!)

Why are we celebrating? Well, because last night Rishi Sunak (the Govermment’s Chancellor of the Exchequer) and Sajid Javid (Health Secretary), amongst others, handed in their official resignations as members of the cabinet. I suppose we all knew this would come at some point – it had too.

Here’s a quick list of the Ministers (different to being in the cabinet) who have also resigned:

  • Will Quince, Education Minister
  • Alex Chalk, Solicitor General
  • Robin Walker, Education Minister
  • John Glen, Treasury Minister
  • Victoria Atkins, Justice Minister
  • Jo Churchill, Environment Minister
  • Stuart Andrew, Housing Minister

But what is more interesting is the specific cabinet ministers who have resigned. And I expect more to come.

After 2 years of Covid lockdowns, restriction, changing financial policies and record-breaking cases of deaths we now have no Chancellor of the Exchequer or Health Secretary. Yes, Nadhim Zahawi will become the new Chancellor; there are even rumours that he was threatening to also resign if he was not given the Chancellor role.

It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. 

Steve Barclay will become the new Health Secretary. I hear you ask “who”? Good question. Well, after being elected he previously served as “Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union” from 2018 to 2020 and that went um … well. Essentially, they’re seat fillers, looking to get ahead and siding with the PM to make it seem as if Boris was prepared for this.

And to be fair, throughout his career Boris has always been a step ahead of the game. He plays the buffoon, the “loveable” (I use that word because I have heard others refer to him in such a manner) clown. But let’s not forget he was a very talented journalist. He then moved into politics at the exact right time, defeating Ken Livingstone in 2008. Ken Livingston was actually the first Mayor of London, elected in 2000, and was responsible for winning the UK’s bid for the 2012 Olympics. As well as implementing ride-and-go bikes for people to get around the city easier. They’re now called “Boris Bikes”.

During the Brexit referendum Boris chose the side of “leave” which I think shocked many because, if he were to tell the truth (highly unlikely in any circumstance), he would probably admit that he is not a Brexiteer. But he saw that through, eventually winning. Then, he allowed Theresa May to immediately take over and take the brunt of the Brexit anger. It was only after this had, to some extent, settled down that Boris saw his opportunity to reach the position of Prime Minister, something which he told his dad he was going to be when he was 9 years old.

It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.

So, as the cost-of-living crisis increases, COVID cases continue to rise and the UK is stuck with an unbelievable amount of debt, matched only by record levels of inflation and a recession which technically hasn’t begun yet if you follow the strict definition of what a “recession” is. But everyone knows it’s coming and they’re batting down the hatches.

Rishi probably had his resignation letter prepared as soon as the tax-dodging, non-domicile news about his wife was leaked. You cannot be Chancellor and a tax dodger. Although, there used to be a time when we would not have a convicted criminal as a Prime Minister and yet here, we are.

And I agree, I think it is no coincidence that these two Ministers in particular resigned. Because what can they do? Apart from leave it to the next guy to sort. Remember David Cameron after the Brexit Referendum? Cut. And. Run.

But what’s more pertinent, relevant, and perhaps scary in my eyes is that we are celebrating the collapse of our own government. This is madness, surely. Yes, they should all resign. But these are ministers and MPs who have backed Boris Johnson all the way; they were all biding their time and I feel like the Pincher scandal was the opportunity that they all seized. The Pincher scandal is disgusting. The man is disgusting. But the Tory Cabinet is disgusting too. Whilst you were in lockdown, doing those annoying Zoom quizzes with family you hadn’t seen in years, they were partying and lying and laughing at you. And me. Us.

But the celebrations that Boris may finally disappear need to be quick and then we need to focus back on politics. Our cabinet is resigning. Our PM is a liar, cheat, narcissist, and a criminal. I recently wrote an article on how Democracy is failing. Our government is failing. Whatever happens in the USA tends to happen in Britain 5/10 years later (if not sooner). Democracy is failing in this country. We can see it crumbling in front of us!

So, these celebrations must be quick, but then we must act to preserve the nature of democracy in this country. We cannot have a cabinet filled with criminals. We cannot have a Prime Minister who invites Sue Gray (the investigator of the “party-gate” claims) to his office to tell her not to produce the report. Then say she was never invited. Then suddenly remember she was. A liar through and through.

But much like how Boris has seen and picked his moments throughout his career – Starmer and Labour or The Liberal Democrats must see this as their chance to hammer the final nail in the coffin. They cannot be weak. They must strike at PMQs, they have to be on the streets. Now is not the time to watch the world burn, as Labour seem to have been doing over the last few years. The time is now for Starmer to prove his worth and prove that he is a better politician, leader, and human being than Boris.

For the sake of the country. Don’t screw this up.

Democracy Has Failed – What’s Next?

Many people on this planet believe that democracy is some sort of God-given right which we should all be incredibly greatful for, if we live in a supposedly democratic country, and something which we should aim to push onto other countries so that they can develop “properly”.

A bit of history. The Greeks were originally the first to come up with forms of government and eventually settled on four main forms: democracy, monarchy, oligarchy and tyranny. Even with these forms you had overlap. For example, the Kings of Sparta were “kept in check” by ‘ephors’ who themselves were elected in an oligarchical fashion. Corinth and Stymphalos also had similar groups of “elders”, making it difficult to establish whether these areas fell under the umbrella or monarchies or oligarchies. The Greeks, however, experimented much beyond these four main pillars of governance.

Athens was perhaps the closest to what we would consider modern democracy. Pericles, in 431 BCE, commented that “Athen’s constitution is called a democracy because it respects the interests not of the minority but if the whole people … everyone is equal before the law.” Is that the democracy we have today? Are the interests of everyone in society considered? If there is proof that a “democratic” Prime Minister broke the law three times, but was only charged once, is that everyone being treated equally before the law? How democratic are your democracies, really?

Even if one were to consider Athenian democracy as almost idealistic, it must also be remembered that it was their democratic “bad decision” which led to the death sentence of Socrates in 399 BCE. Democracy is not always right. The argument that Hitler was democratically elected is a boring one, but certainly relevant in this context. Just because everyone has a say, this doesn’t mean they’re right. As Super Hans once realised, “people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people!” So wise.

Eventually, monarchies fell as the majority of people became agnostic/atheist and began to resent being ruled by a family who had a “god-given” right. If you don’t believe in God then where does that right come from? This was at least part of the reason, they also failed to produce results and in almost all circumstances the Royal Families themselves ended up living their own lives to excess in an almost tyrannical manner. As the excess grew, so did the anger amongst many starving populations, eventually leading to revolution in many of these countries as a desperate act of revenge. Does this excess, combined with the extreme poverty we face, remind you of any country in particular?

We’d expect monarchies to have fallen everywhere. But, as I write we are celebrating our own monarch Queen Elizabeth II. To be honest, I have very mixed opinions of the Royal Family. On the one hand, it produces criminal freaks like Prince Andrew. They’re also exclusive to the point of abuse and absolute intolerance. However, I have nothing but respect and admiration for the Queen.  The lady is 96 years old, an incredible feat in itself, but has always remained politically neutral as well as mindful of the world around herself. Whilst Prime Ministers or leaders have come, made a mess and run, the Queen has always remained as the ultimate figurehead not only for Britain but also for the Commonwealth. What will come after her reign? Who can say? But I certainly won’t be on the street celebrating “King Charles” and I don’t think many people will.

Nevertheless, whilst Britain has certainly benefitted from having one of the most stable and respected monarchs in the world at the helm for the last 75 years this is undoubtedly the exception which proves the rule. In the majority of cases, if monarchies are able to survive instances such as the French Revolution or the American War of Independence, one just needs to look at the monarchies in the Middle East to see how easy it is for monarchies can become evil machines.

Oligarchies (a system in which a ruler or group of rulers is chosen by a specific group) were also an extremely popular form of government which existed for a long time. The Greeks actually essentially decided that intellectual oligarchies which meant that intelligence allowed people to rise to the top of society. However, this system also failed as it is inherently corrupt. The “group” who decide on the leader, is it a religious oligarchy, an intellectual oligarchy or a monetary oligarchy (as we see in Russia, where someone can take power and money and then use this money to pressure people into keeping them in power.)

Tyrannical reign essentially sums up the above situations. Tyranny specifically refers to someone who has gained power illegally and refuses to give it up. Think Caesar. This would obviously be unacceptable in modern society – although China? Putin? It’s not unheard of.

Another solution for governance, which seems to have taken a hold within the human consciousness, was democracy, which comes in two forms. The first is “direct” (think of the Brexit referendum) where you are voting on a simple question and there is a “yes” or “no” answer. One vote and majority rules. Obviously, as society grew and the population grew people began to use “representative” democracy which is what we see in all modern democracies. This is a system whereby we elect officials, MPs in Britain, to make decisions on my behalf. That’s gone well ..

So the first three lead to some sort of tyranny, evil and supression. They lead to a good life for those in power and extreme desperation for the rest. How is that differing from the results of our representative democracy, which we cling on to so greatly?

Bullingdon Boys – Oligarchy or Democracy?

We have a cabinet full of criminals. We have a Prime Minister who is actually a criminal but refuses to leave, that sounds like Tyranny to me. We’ve had a succession of Oxbridge, Etonian, Bullingdon Club Prime Ministers. That sounds like an oligarchical system to me? And monarchy? Well, we do have a Queen … but I’m sure Boris would take that job if he could.

Please don’t misunderstand me – democracy is one of the best things that humanity has ever created. The fact that I am even allowed to write on this blog; the fact I was able to protest against tyrants like Putin without fear of reprisal from police; the freedom which comes with democracy should not be underestimated. However, freedom and deomcracy are not tied. They are not intrinsically linked. You can have freedom without democracy. You can have democracies where no one is free.

But far too often we think it’s a “right” and it’s going to solve all our problems. It is a human concept, which has created a system which has led to Donald becoming President of the USA and Boris becoming Prime Minister. In my mind, that is a failure. We could suggest that this is because of the rapid, unexpected and exponential growth of technology which democratic states were simply not prepared for. It could also be argued that the failure of democracy essentially can be blamed on human nature, as fundamental human greed will always directly or indirectly lead to unfair political and economic systems. Perhaps there is no “right” way to govern society …

But I believe it can be fixed. A total overhaul may be needed, but it should happen before working-class people are pushed too far and democracy is left in the past like other failures such as communism. The fact that people are so quick to dismiss the other forms of government before taking a good look at the products of our democratic systems is irritating; the success or failure of a political system must be determined by what it produces. Monarchies, for example, led to groups living in excess at the expense of 99% of the rest of the population. What is democracy producing?

As Winston Churchill once famously commented, “Democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.”

Is it time to try, at least, thinking of something new?